What I spend my days saying...

These words come out of my mouth at least 20,000 times a day:
-We do not sit on Liam
-We do NOT hit Liam in the face with that.
-Give it back to him
-Give it back, now
-Don't say no to mommy
-Please give it back
-If you don't give it back to him, I'm going to throw it in the garbage
-We do not throw our toys.  Go get it and hand it nicely to Liam.
-No, I said hand it nicely to Liam.
-Well you have to share.
-I don't care if you don't want to, he was playing with that and it's his turn.
-No, he wasn't giving it back to you.
-Don't hit him in the face with that
-Take your hands off of his neck
-Please do not sit on your brother
-Do NOT headbutt your brother
-Stop running into him with your head
-Give that back to him
- That wasn't nice
-Say you're sorry to Liam
-No, go look at Liam and say you are sorry
-You do NOT SAY NO TO MOMMY
-Go sit in the corner
-I told you to go sit in the corner
-Stop screaming
-I can't hear you when you're screaming
-Go sit in the corner until you are done screaming
-I told you to stop screaming
-I can't hear you when you're whining
-Talk to me when you're finished screaming/crying/whining
-Please do not throw the ball at Liam's face
-Don't throw it at his back, his face, his legs, his head, his arms or any part of him
-If you throw that ball at him again, I am taking it away forever
-did you hear me?
-Do you understand what I just said?
-Tell me what I just said.
-No, I told you NOT to do that.
-Fine, then don't eat it
-leave it on the table
-I told you not to throw it on the ground
-Are you a baby?
-NO, you can not have ice cream
-I said no
-I told you NOT TO HIT LIAM

Repeat. repeat. repeat.