Eli just said "Uh oh! I have something in my teeth!" When I asked him what it was, he said "goldfish sauce!" (He was just eating goldfish). He then told me that he needed to get the " mental floss" to get it out. :)
20 seconds later, he was sitting on the couch and I heard him singing "Mommy and Daddy love me so. Off to Grandma's house we go!" (No idea where he got this!)
Two days ago, he told me his first (that I've heard) knock-knock joke:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken with fire!
Yesterday, he asked me to get a helium balloon down from the ceiling. The string is missing, so he couldn't reach it. I told him I would get it one time and only one time, and that if he let it go, it would just have to stay up there. He agreed and I stood up on the back of the couch (poor decision, mommy) to get it. A few minutes later, it was on the ceiling again, and of course I looked over to see Eli standing on the back of the couch. I asked him what he was doing. He replied, "I'm investigating!" A few seconds later, I heard him say he was looking with his "investigative eye."
You can't make this stuff up.
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