Eli quotes

Here are a few Eli quotes from a few days ago:

I told him it was time to change his diaper, to which he replied:  "No, I don't want to change my diaper.  Sorry, but I can't."  He then continued playing.

Later that day, I asked him:
"Are you going to be a good boy?"
"Yes."
"I don't believe you because you keep hurting your brother."
"Well, I think I'm a good boy.  Look at my face!" (cue sweetest smile ever).