New set of Rules

Being the mother of a toddler can be very interesting at times. I THOUGHT he was asserting his independence before, but this week has brought with it a whole new set of rules I must follow....

I am no longer allowed to:

-turn the pages in his books

-open or close the refrigerator when he wants to look inside

-get the food out of the fridge that he wants to eat (he must do it)

-turn on the faucets when washing his hands

-look at him for most of the day

...you get the point.